Monday 24 February 2014

Greener Grass

‘Dzień dobry, jak się  pan miewa? Good morning, Sir. How are you?’ Said the security man as he leaned out of the security hut window to greet Paweł.
            ‘Bardzo dobry, dziękuję, a ty? Very good, thank you, and you?’ Replied Paweł automatically, slipping into the ridiculous Polish formality that inevitably accompanied every chance encounter with another human being. He had just stopped walking, to be checked in at the entrance to the eponymous brewery in the centre of Leżajsk. He had walked to work today, pushing his bike, as it was January. The local river San was immobile, locked in its icy phase until mid March and the only road clearing was shovel-full’s of sand scattered randomly across the road by bored men riding on the back of flatbed trucks. Salt was too expensive while the sand was free from the local pit. This may have helped the grip of the tyres of trucks and cars but it did nothing to assist bikes as they struggled over and through the ruts.
            ‘Tak, bardzo dobry dziękuję, yes, also very good, thank you’ the security man completed the social dance, glad of a small interruption to interrupt the boredom of his twelve hour shift.
Paweł walked on through the forbidding, rusty steel gates to his allocated space and carefully locked his bike to the steel railing before entering the brew house, and climbing the concrete steps to the malting floor where he worked, spreading the sprouting barley out across the floor, checking the growth and then collecting it together to get it ready for the kiln. He was happy with his job because, although it was poorly paid, he worked in the warm malting room so he was kept warm all through the South Eastern Polish winters at no cost to himself.
His first job today was to finish clearing the malting floor then sweeping it clean, ready for the next batch of barley but he was called into the brew master’s office by Wojciech Dutko before he had a chance to get started.
            ‘Come in and sit down,’ said Pan Dutko. Paweł’s stomach lurched, he knew there was bad news coming, he had only been in the office twice in the five years he had worked at the brewery and he had never been asked to sit down.  ‘The sales of the brewery have dropped, partly because of the hard winter and the difficulty of getting the trucks out so we have to make cutbacks in the labour force. I am afraid we will have to let you go.’
            ‘But I am not paid so very much, Pan Dutko, so there will be little savings by getting rid of me and anyway, who will do my work in the malting room?’
            ‘That is not your problem now, we will find someone,’ said Wojciech, ‘now go over to the office, they are expecting you. Pick up the money owed to you and you can have the rest of the day off.’
Paweł knew this was not the real reason as he had seen no drop in the amount of malting that had come through his room, he suspected something else was going on. He slowly cycled home but stopped at the sklep, shop, on his way to buy something for his tea. He morbidly looked at the new steel grill over the front display window that had some curlicues designed in to try to make it look like a work of art rather than the functional anti-theft device that was its real role in life.
He chatted to old man Skrzypczak, after the ritual of asking after each other’s health, behind the counter. He was full of the news that his nephew had got a new job at the brewery, the wages were good and he would be working in a warm room on the malting floor. Apparently it had all been arranged by the old man’s son in law who worked at the brewery, name of Dutko. This was not corruption, Paweł knew that, it was just that, if you had any sort of power or influence, you were expected to use it to the advantage of anyone in your family . This was Social Darwinism in action – Survival of the Best connected.

Paweł was very unhappy with this news but was determined to get another job quickly. The next day he pushed his bike and cycled where possible, along the familiar route to the same industrial estate and talked his way past a security guard by saying he had an appointment at the Personnel Department.
            He was in the personnel department of a factory belonging to Hortex, the largest fruit juice manufacturer in Poland and now had to talk his way into a job. The deputy Personnel Manager, Andrzej Stefanek was one of his neighbours so he shamelessly claimed that, ‘Andrzej had told me that there was a vacancy on the apple juice line.’ By coincidence, there was and he got the job on a trial basis and on very low wages. It was now up to him to prove he could do the job and to work his way up in the company to earn more money. He also had to keep clear of Pan Stefanek for a time so that he wasn’t asked any awkward questions.
            Paweł was kitted out with rubber boots, overalls, rubber gloves and an apron as it was dirty, cold work in the factory. His job was to stand at the conveyor and pick out the rotten or damaged apples as they were unloaded from the tote bin and carried to the crusher where the Soc, juice, was extracted.
            He was quite happy doing his twelve hour shifts in spite of the cold and poor money until, one day Andrzej Stefanek found out that he was working there and had got his job by deception. He was sacked immediately. He was out of work again with no contacts and so little chance of another job. 
            He was in the karczma, pub, one night drowning his sorrows with Żubrówka, his favourite buffalo grass vodka, with his friend from the village when Jakub suggested they go to England as he had heard that there were plenty of well-paid jobs there. ‘We could go together, ‘ Jakub suggested. ‘It must be better than staying here with no job or money.’
            They spent a month doing research, borrowing money for the fare from the family and contacting Jakub’s Uncle in Peterborough for some temporary accommodation. They could fly by Ryanair from Rzeszów-Jasionka Airport which was only forty miles away near the steel town built by the communists at Nova Huta. This would take them to Stansted, or they could use the much cheaper – but longer coaches and ferries. They decided to take the coach to save money. They got the first coach from the Rynek Starego Miasta  in Leżajsk, the  old town square, for the six hour trip to Warszawa, Warsaw, and then another on to Berlin, London, Peterborough and Boston.

*
It was cold, very cold, and Paweł’s back was aching from constantly bending forward with both hands to grab the next one and separate the  flowering head from the stem before dropping the head, carefully into the constantly-running conveyor. He looked over to Jakub, level with him but cutting a different row; grinned to show that he felt just the same, cold and aching.
            It was 3 am, dark, cold. They were both in a sort of crude tent rigged up on top of a long trailer pulled slowly across the never-ending field by a tractor. The only respite they had was when the tractor reached the end of the field and had to manoeuvre around, ready for the return trip and also when the other trailer came alongside to take the loaded crates away to the warehouse where they were to be collected by the ever – hungry supermarkets.
 Paweł and Jakub were seated right at the back of the trailer, on a bench just above the ground with their feet on a cross bar just in front of them. Their job was to cut the cauliflowers with one chop of the machete they each held in their right hand while lifting the head with the left to deftly drop it into the next vacant conveyor bucket. The conveyor took the cauliflowers up to the body of the trailer that was kitted out like a production line where the heads were inspected, weighed, wrapped in film, labelled and packed into crates by several women. It was cold, back breaking work but the job was secure, there were potatoes, brocoli, cabbage and the hated sprouts to harvest as well as the cauliflowers and the pay was regular and good.
            ‘Trawa jest bardziej zielona, co? The grass is greener, huh?’ said Jakub.
Paweł just grinned in reply and carried on chopping.

Wednesday 19 February 2014

This story was written as a submission for the Special LOVE edition publication on the WordBohemia web site.

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The Flame

It is in my heart, at the centre of my knowing and being.
It loves, therefore it is.
It is at the now of every day
It is the first at the waking and the last at the sleeping.

It casts a true light without shadows and changes what I am
It has no knowing of the how of itself
It has a spirit that needs neither fuel nor air.
It will abide in my heart as long as there is breath in me.

It cannot be quenched by words or deeds,
It has a knowing of the spirit that transcends talking and doing.
It wants nothing but your love.
It is the flame that is my love for you.


Friday 14 February 2014

This story was written as a response to a challenge on the WordBohemia web site.

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The challenge was a photo of clouds.....


Clouds
Here in the desert in Western Australia we don’t get many clouds and even less rain, so when the clouds showed up in a pinky sort of turquoise sky, everyone stopped for a good look at them. They were the grey, puffy sort with the flat bottoms. The sort you could imagine scudding across the sky above the African plains before the rains of the wet season started.
                ‘You won’t get any rain out of them,’ I averred.
                ‘No,’ agreed Bruce, ‘and, if you did, it wouldn’t rain cats and dogs here in Cue, more like scorpions and flies.’
                ‘With maybe some dust thrown in.’
                ‘Yup, there’s always dust.’ said Bruce as we joined the queue in Cue.
*
There was only Mrs Brown and the vicar from St Martin’ sin front of me so it shouldn’t take long to get what I wanted. I could have them without gift wrapping, that would save a bit of time as I didn’t want to be late for the match at the snooker club.
                I tried not to listen to what they asked for, it was none of my business but what would a vicar be wanting at this time of night and why hadn’t he gone straight to the event horizon anyway instead of here at the five corner shop?
                ‘I’ll just take a sermon please Mr Patel,’ said the vicar irritably. I think he was a little cross with himself, which he wore on a silver chain, bouncing against his chest, with his belly shelfing enough to catch it if the chain broke and choked the monkey.
                ‘Mounted, reverend?’ asked the shop keeper.
                ‘Always, we don’t want to hide our lamp under a bushel do we?’
                ‘Err, whatever you say, that will be thirty five beatitudes please.’
                ‘Bless you my son,’
                ‘But I haven’t sneezed yet.’
                ‘Well, just keep it in your bushel until you need it then. Thank you, good night Mr Patel.’
The vicar stomped off up the hill to deliver his sermon on horseback.
*
                ‘Hello Mrs Brown, we haven’t seen you around here for a while have we? I hope you haven’t been disloyal and doing your shopping at Nouns-R-Us or up at that new gerunds place?’
                ‘Oh no, I wouldn’t do that, it’s just that I haven’t been too good lately so I’ve been making do with adverbs, just treating myself to the odd coincidence on Sundays.’
                ‘Only teasing Mrs Brown, what can I get you this evening?’
                ‘I’d like two wins and a coincidence please.’
                ‘Any special medium you prefer?’
                ‘No, it doesn’t have to be a medium, I don’t really do paranormal, just standard is fine.’
                ‘OK, I’ll just drop a little telepathy in the brown paper bag then, OK?’
                ‘Oh, you shouldn’t have said that, it’s really not necessary.’
                ‘I know, but I enjoy telekinesis, BBC2 mainly’
                ‘And what’s wrong with Emmerdale then?’
                ‘Well it’s not Corrie is it and it never has that nice prof Brian Cox in it.’
                ‘That’s because he’s a physicist.’
                ‘Could still leave BBC2 now and then couldn’t he, even if he is a necromancer. There’s no art blacker than Emmerdale to my mind.’
                ‘OK then, I’ll arrange it for you, but it will cost extra you know, plus VAT.’
                ‘That’s fine, just take it out of my paradocs’
                ‘OK, ’Night Mrs Brown.’
                ‘’Night Mr Patel, see you next week.’
*
It was now my turn but, before I had a chance to step up to the plate, a saucer landed just in front of me and demanded the cup that he had just one so where was it? Mr Patel had to admit that he had swatted it, thinking it was a fly. It was not one of the main characters in the story, just an extra…terrestrial. I knew then that I would have to charge him with cuppable homicide.
                Swatting flies soon becomes a habit with anyone who lives here in Cue. The town makes its living from exporting flies and dust by rail to Meekatharra and then on to Perth. You can’t see the flies because of the dust of course. The gold mines closed at the end of the war. A few men work at the Crosslands iron ore mine to the west. So iron or flies and dust just provide a living for this forgotten town of 328 people.
                ‘G’Day Bruce’ I said to Mr Patel as I arrested him.
                ‘Don’t you want to get your shopping done before you arrest me?’ he asked – always the salesman.
                ‘Ok, I’ll take an infundibulum then, I don’t want to be late for the barbie do I?’
                ‘D’ya want the chronosynclastic or the antediluvian model?’
                ‘I’ll take the chronos, don’t try and fob me off with one of those old models that don’t work during the Wet. Can you deliver it to the snooker hall for me?’
                ‘No worries, mate,’ said Mr Patel as he struggled with his sled dog.
                ‘Wooof,’ coughed the husky, who was feeling a little horse, as he lit a cigarette.
                ‘Could you throw in a paradox please, I don’t think Occam is on duty tonight?’
                ‘OK, mate, that’ll be twenty seven dollars but, of course, it will all be free.’
Excellent service I thought, right on cue.
                I looked out the door to see if Mrs Brown’s coincidence had turned up yet. She had. ‘How nice to see you Mrs Brown,’ said Lydia. ‘I havent seen you for years. I didn’t know you lived here, you were the last person I expected to meet. How is your daughter doing, I believe she went off to Perth to marry that nice miner? How long ago was that…?’
*
I walked up main street after dropping Bruce off at the sheriff’s office to be charged, he was getting a little dim. The snooker hall was on the left and the barbie was just being lit in the fire pit.
                That was my cue from the infundibulum, which had clearly done its job well, to join the queue to use the only available cue in Cue to take my shot before setting off down the pit to the barber queue for a burger, a cold tinnie and a short back and sides in the latest fashion.

END
Cue house lights and curtain.
               


Thursday 13 February 2014

This story was written as a response to a challenge on the WordBohemia web site.

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The challenge was a photo of a station clock above a platform.....



The station
The station lies with its back to the river, wedged in between the buildings and roads. Sphinx-like it sprawls across the concrete desert as its blackened glass roof winks and glints in the morning sun. One end has many infibulating rails lines emerging, crossing and changing as they route the trains out to their different destinations. The other end terminates in a cliff of red brick. Behind this cliff the offices of the railway managers hide. ‘ This train terminates here,’ comes the voice from the loudspeaker system, what else would it do? Join the managers in their plush offices for a drink of tea or posh coffee in the senior manager’s rooms? Why is this move called a terminus? Do Penzantian people think of Paddington as their London  terminus, or terminator?
Why is a station called that when it is all about moving to another place? Stationary is the opposite to moving so why not call it a move to give a better idea of what it does?

Encyclopedia Ricardia
Move – n. A place for passengers to board and leave trains.

                I will call it ‘move’ throughout this story. The man pushes the broom along the platform of the move. It is early morning, the diesels stand waiting, their haze of blue power panting up through the morning sunlight to the soot- stained glass panels of the roof. It is the opposite to a cathedral, they have stained glass in the walls with a dark roof. The move is a temple to travel. The roof is supported on pillars, they are in compression so they must be made of cast iron – I think back to the metallurgy classes all those years ago. The crossing, horizontal tie rods are in tension, so they must be steel. Abraham Darby would have recognised the structures as he designed and made his Iron Bridge.

                The broom glides more easily across platforms 1 and 2. They have had the makeover, upgraded to a surface of French limestone.  It is Rocheret Jaune, an Early Cretaceous limestone that comes from Belley, near Lyon. Beautiful sections through fossil shells, especially high-spired gastropods, can be seen in places by looking down at the floor, not where you are going. Fossil watching in the Mouvre.

                I look at the panting beast of the diesel, crouched, waiting to unleash its power to speed the train through Old Oak Common then on to Penzance. I think back to the days of steam when a trip on a train always started with a walk to the engine to stand in awe looking at the Merchant Navy, West Country or Schools type of beast. Less power than a diesel, less efficient, dirtier but altogether better. Diesels have no soul, they don’t talk to you with the same language or have the BO of warm, escaping steam.

                The Penzance train is leaving Bristol. The driver, official title, motorman, checks around his darkened cab. Dials on the dash have a muted gleam, he leans on the dead man’s handle, notches up the throttle, checks the speed. Looks out the windscreen at the reds and greens of the signals. Heading to Reading, up to full speed insoulated from the outside, cosy in his cab – motorman’s trance setting in. Shakes himself awake, cannot sleep on this job – he is responsible for more than four hundred lives. 
             
A clatter of shutters opening from WH Smith – the news concession on the concourse. A bored woman starts heaving in the bound lumps of newsprint holding the ephemera of the day – so Kyleigh has a new hair style – so what.

                A submarine noses out of the door of the sandwich shop, they have found that cooking bacon and leaving the door open doubles sales of food and who doesn’t have a cup of coffee with their bacon sandwich. Manipulative huh? You betcha, everyone in the move is on the make!

                The derelicts cautiously raise their White Lightning hungover  heads from the seats at the edge of the concourse, the transport police having taken pity on them over this cold night and not moving them on until the morning commuter flood tide starts to rise.

                The first in train of the day edges cautiously in to its daytime home, the red terminating buffers reaching out their welcoming arms. It stops, doors open and the human cargo spills out, the first off running down the platform – to get to work early? Bankers, plonkers, graphic designers, girls in short skirts hurrying to their appointment with their computer screen, boys wearing their first suit, tie in pocket for later dressing. Across the concourse, down the steps, on to the waiting underground – no way to live, to earn a living. The train sits there, job done, all doors swinging open. The driver steps out of his cab with his airline pilot’s bag and walks along the platform to the back, now front of the train.He gets ready for the trip out to commuterland for the next load of human detritus. The train adjusts its psychology for the change in direction
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                The sun gets brighter, glinting off the rails that go from these buffers in an unbroken line to Penzance, stretched and welded to their optimum equivalent expansion of 21 degrees Celcius – no fishplate joints now with their hypnotic rhythm.  Rails of steel, a compromise between soft toughness for strength and hard brittleness for minimal wear. How many sleepers between here and Penzance? A good question for a pub quiz.

                Ten minutes before lift off, the barriers open, the concourse people hurry through, clutching their tickets – some without, hoping to sneak through. The train has been cleaned, fuelled, maintained, washed – all overnight. Now it is ready, whistle, green flag, the clock ticks, it moves! All twelve coaches accelerate in a terrible symmetry, heading for Cornwall, grockles on the way to Penwith.

                Jed is sipping his third cup of coffee, he has been waiting for three hours, eager to meet the overnighter from far-off Penzance, eager to meet his love, eager to start the rest of his life, eager to start their life together.

                Chloé only left him three days ago, just enough time to visit ’ her-now-ex’ in Penzance to tell him, finally, that she will not be back. She has left him, she has found Jed, Jed has found Chloé, they have found each other, they will be together for ever – they are sure.

                He tries her number again, again no answer, is she asleep on the train, the ‘fone on silent?

                He finishes the coffee, tosses the paper, ‘this coffee may be hot’ tautological cup into the nearest empty bin, he transfers the bouquet to his coffee hand and checks the clock again. It hangs suspended from the roof. A cube with six faces, only four have clock faces. He reduces it step by step - cube, square, line, dot, nothing, he oxidises it to a tesseract – what is next? A tesseract has fourteen faces, an expensive clock for one more dimension. He has checked the Chloe train is on time, twenty three minutes to go, he finds it hard to cope now that the clock has slowed down. Another coffee – no, he is already jittery from the anticipation of seeing Chloé and the caffeine. The seconds tick by, the hands on the clock crawl to the train-in time.
                The Penzance train arrives – all the way from the cornubian granite of Cornwall.

                It tiptoes to the buffers and then stops and relaxes with a sigh. The doors open, the Kernow people debark and look around. Where is Chloé? Jed strains to look – there is a Chloé sized gap on the platform. He waits, no Chloé. He calls, no Chloé. He waits for another hour, no Chloé.

                He checks the date, 14th February, no Chloé.

                He trudges home from the move, no Chloé

    He lives his life, without Chloé.